At approximately 11am Friday morning, a woman with unusually large natural knockers knocked on a man’s door who was selling used stripperware. It seemed the woman and her husband were down on their luck, having both been laid off from high paying positions. Out of desperation, the woman had reluctantly decided to seek work as a stripper and take advantage of her MONSTROUS MELONS.
The man’s girlfriend, who had worked as a stripper, had left him for a sugar daddy, and no longer needed to show off her naked body to disgusting men who would drool at the site of her nudity. So she had left behind all her stripper clothes, and the man saw no need to keep them around so had ran an ad to try to unload them.