I’m a banker, so I play with numbers all day. But I don’t want to play with numbers tonight. No, tonight I’m going to play with a pornstar — Ana Foxxx. I met her once at a porn convention, and when I discovered I had the opportunity to have her in person for a night, all I could think of was getting a sloppy blowjob from her, just like the ones she gives in her movies. It’s a good thing I’m good with money.